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Pure Filth Productions’ Six In One 2 is just that: pure motherfuckin’ filth. Good thing for The Masturbator that The Masturbator’s favorite kind of porn is the purely filthy kind.

Scene 1’s got this plain looking Latin snatch that has some of the biggest saucer nipples The Masturbator’s ever seen! Like the title states she takes on 6 Spanish boys at once, at one point ripping off her panty hose to take the first cock. After a wicked funny disclaimer saying that the producers of this scene had to change locations to a nearby park after getting hassled by cops, the mad fucking continues. There’s the anal, the DP action, and at the end they all cum all over her. It was pretty damn glorious.

Scene 2’s got this exotic – maybe Asian? – looking bitch taking on 6 shaved and buff dudes. She’s got a little set of tits but that don’t stop her from getting penetrated in every conceivable fucking way. And at the goddamn beautiful end after getting cum the fuck all over, this sick bitch smears those 6 different sets of seed all over her aforementioned small tits. Girl from scene 2, you are a whore. The Masturbator was impressed.

Six In One 2 then kind of drops off with its final scene. This weird looking blond bitch takes on the 6 cocks, but she ain’t much of a noise maker, even when she’s taking a good size cock up her crapper. The Masturbator needs to hear ya, baby! This cunt phones this “performance” in.

All in fucking all Six In One 2 does give off a serious half-ass vibe, The Masturbator felt it, but there’s some solid masturbating material here.

The motherfuckin’ Farmer’s Daughters Do Vegas was at the top of The Masturbator’s queue today, and right off the goddamn bat The Masturbator was pleased ‘cause serious porn pro Briana Banks is on the cover. Let’s fucking do this.

Sexy brunette Jewel De’Nyle and her fake tits are up first. After getting her ass licked she sucks dick like an Olympian, then this wild bitch rides while whipping that pretty hair of hers all the fuck around. After some reverse cowgirl ass cock riding she cums, then gets cum on. Damn. Fine. Start!

Next is aging but still pretty hot Rene LaRue. She gets it on with an Elvis impersonator, blowing him with a fierce enthusiasm The Masturbator relished – and by relished The Masturbator means came to – in seeing. Then she gets 4-fingerbanged while resting on a banister, then takes a solid all around sticking.

Scene 3’s got serious professionals at work. Joel Lawrence takes it to Bridgette Kerkove first by sticking 4 fingers up her ass, while Bridgette plays with her pussy. Joel then seriously fucks her, making her cum twice. The sex is hot and nasty, and be sure to check out the zooming in closeup of Bridgette’s gaping asshole. It’s pretty damn sweet.

Scene 4 then piles it on with the sultry Briana Banks. She deep throats Dillon Day’s cock forever, then the hot fucking starts. There’s some ass-time, and when there is, Briana plays with her sweet porn pussy. The Masturbator nearly lost consciousness here.

The final scene then has Evan Stone waxing Taylor St. Claire’s ass. Taylor’s got a great dick sucking technique and a hot little box, but all Evan wants is that ass. He goes straight up it after banging her ass with nearly his whole hand, and whilst he’s plowing away Taylor’s gorgeous tits giggle all over the fucking place.

Legend Studios’ Farmer’s Daughters Do Vegas doesn’t fuck around. The Masturbator lost 9 loads to this sweet-ass shit, and you probably will too.

Legend and its Bikini Butt Babes 2 to-fucking-day for The Masturbator, a sweet raw outing that’s loaded with great motherfuckin’ porn fuckin’.

Alicia Rhodes and her thick but great blond bod’s up first. She and hot accented Jodie Moore get their lesbo action on for a bit, Billy Glide in the mix as well. These two sluts have great fucking tits, and to watch these three go at is nothing short of porn magic.

Then it’s that sweet little English bitch Jamie Brooks. Serious porn pro Lee Stone gives her young body the dicking it so rightly deserves, then cums all over her face. And don’t get The Masturbator wrong, Lee does knock the shit out of her, but his performance seemed to lack a little of its usual devastating force it normally has. Even a pro like Mr. Stone can have an off day. The Masturbator understands.

Then The Masturbator got his first taste of 4 foot 11 inch Cherokee. Her body is perfect, and that long dark lustrous hair of hers made The Masturbator think of some ancient Greek Goddess. She sucks great dick and gets all fucking sensual with it, letting you hear that hot voice of hers in the throes of wicked sexual depravity. The Masturbator had to take 4 Valium after masturbating to this scene.

Hot blond Jodie Moore from scene 1 takes on 2 dudes in scene 4. There’s all the standard tag-team shit, and Jodie is one sweet motherfucking piece of porn ass, but this shit here is totally YAWN…

And lastly it’s tall and hot Lauren Phoenix’s turn. Julian comes in and rails her. The sex is hot. Your cum will flow. Nothing more needs to be said.

Bikini Butt Babes 2 is loaded with some of the top porn talent fucking in the business today, and your loads, much like The Masturbator’s, will flow as freely as The Mighty Mississippi.

It’s Notorious’ School Bus Girls 2 today, a so-so flick that could’ve been so much fucking better than it is.

Scene 1 is the strongest outing. Featuring sexy little Asian with a good set of tits Avena Lee, Ben English boards her on the bus and fucks her face for what seems like a day. Then hung Ben titty-fucks her and slays her tight slit to Avena’s moaning pleasure. The Masturbator got off all good and proper to this hot shit.

Scene 2 starts off with tight and cute Leah Stevenson taking a piss, and before you know it she’s eating Brian Surewood’s dick. He does her doggy right in the aisle of the bus, and even stuffs it up her ass, but the sex is fairly tame and the goddamn soundtrack is way too loud.

3^rd is Victoria Givens and Johnny Thrust. Victoria is decent looking, and takes an okay dicking while sitting atop the buses wheel well, but ultimately there’s nothing special here, except arguably the ass time, which has a decent moment or 2.

And last is good body but ugly face Jackie Moore. Rafe enters then enters her at the back of the bus, fingering her pussy all to shit then giving it to her doggy style pretty damn good. Again, the goddamn music is way too fucking loud, distracting The Masturbator all to hell, but it’s clear that young Jackie likes to get fucked. Enthusiasm counts for a lot in The Masturbator’s book. But “Rafe” you piece of shit, never has The Masturbator seen such a small amount of cum shot over some girls face. You’re a pathetic piece of SHIT!

Like The Masturbator said, School Bus Girls 2 could’ve been so much better than it is, but The Masturbator did fire off 6 pearly loads to it. You could do worse.

The Masturbator’s got Legend’s Fashion Dolls today, a so-so title that’s totally forgettable.

Jade Marcela is one hot and tight Asian whose task it is in scene 1 to take on Dave Hardman and Rick Masters. In no time at all their fingercuffing this slut, then they segue right the fuck into some slow boring sex. During the ass time and DP action it gets hotter, Jade’s moaning gettin’ more vocal, but in the end it’s all mediocre crap.

Smokin’ hot porn pro Taylor St. Claire and her perfect body then takes a dicking from some hairy out of shape biker lookin’ dude. Mr. Lucky here has to wear a condom though, but at the end of their fucking its Taylor’s mouth and hand that makes him cum. You are a professional Ms. St. Claire, just like The Masturbator.

Up 3^rd are two aging blond sluts who still look damn good in a hot and nasty dyke fest that showcases it all. The Masturbator’d love to have a threesome any damn time with Daisy Chain and Nicole Sheridan.

At first glance Alexandra Quinn is an older lookin’ hottie, but during her close-ups in scene 4 this old bitch looks like a goddman tranny! And if that weren’t enough, she’s also sporting way too much bush, and her sloppy fucking coupled with the bad editing showing two cumshots at the end makes this the sorriest scene of the whole film.

Taylor’s up again in scene 5 taking Joel Lawrence’s cock along with Shanna McCullough, who for some stupid sad reason wears crotchless panty hose while she’s getting fucked. Joel’s cock eventually finds it way up Taylor’s sweet ass, and in the end he cums on both their faces at the same time.

Conflicted feelings abound for The Masturbator with regard to Fashion Dolls. One the one hand The Masturbator fired 7 seven loads to it, but overall those loads didn’t fire as fiercely as they should have. The Masturbator’s just gonna leave it at that.

Earlier today The Masturbator shot a ton-o-semen all over The Masturbator’s fucking condo to Dane Productions’ Brats Inc. 1.

Sexy young kind of busty blond Courtney starts it off by playing with her tight little pussy. Then some dude comes in and puts his cock in her mouth but the scene’s nearly 2/3 finished before he sticks it in her… with a condom. The sex all moves kind of slow, but this bitch Courtney is so young and hot that she’ll make any man blow multiple loads. She certainly made The Masturbator.

Next up is Tiffany, a skinny brunette that has one hell-of-a sweet fucking body. She gets banged on the kitchen counter, and although this scene doesn’t seem so, it’s totally fucking hot because of how totally fucking sexy Tiffany is. Scene 2’s all you, baby!

Then it’s time for serious young porn pro Brittney Skye. Her and her 32D tits take a bath while playing with her sweet little cunt, then she treats some nerd boy to the fuck session of his life. Brittney Skye, The Masturbator’d like to meet that sexy ass of yours. Just let The Masturbator know when you’re available.

And last but for damn sure not least is skinny and tight Desert Rose. She’s young and hot and takes an okay sticking, but like all these other scenes, it ain’t the sex that’s that hot but how gloriously porn beautiful these little brats are. The Masturbator fired 9 solidly thick loads to Brats Inc. 1, and can all but assure that you will too.

It’s 2 scenes of All About Ass 3 today for The Masturbator, which didn’t leave The Masturbator with all that good a feeling.

Dolly Golden goes first. She’s got a sweet round ass and big fake tits to go along with that aging face of hers. But let The Masturbator say this: Dolly is one sensual piece of porn ass. She blows all good and slow and rides a dick to absolute perfection. She’s no stranger to ATM, and relishes in it whenever she can. Her scene is beautiful, and the way she cums – twice – with a dick up her ass is nothing short of perfection. The Masturbator was able to fire 3 loads to this scene.

Now scene 2 on the other hand is the complete contradiction of its predecessor. The lighting and sound are both real shitty, and even if they weren’t you’d only be getting a more focused look at a sub-par scene. Flick Shagwell and her perfect little body take on Brandon Iron’s tool in one of the most dull scenes The Masturbator has seen in awhile. This bitch just lays there like she’s dead, and not to lay all the blame on her, Mr. Iron doesn’t seem all that into fucking her either. Even the editing is shitty; at one point Brandon opens up Flick’s gaping asshole for the camera but the film cuts to another shot before The Masturbator could get a good look?!?!?! WHY???

If you’re running low on time then check out scene 1 of All About Ass 3, but if you’re looking for solid masturbating material, this “movie” as a whole should be overlooked

From Skin Tight today it’s a fat sad sight of a sorry fucking excuse for a porn entitled Chunky Band Camp.

Lisa Sparxxx and those gooey saggy tits of hers get fucked first. Jeremy Steele dicks her atop a piano of all fucking places, and for the most part their fucking is a sorry affair. But then Jeremy’s training kicks in a bit and he drills her fat pudgy snatch as best he can. Scene 1’s only redeeming feature is at the end when Lisa licks Jeremy’s cum off the hardwood floor. It may be time to call it a career, “Ms. Sparxxx”.

Next up is a mess of tattooed soft bitch named Heather Heels. Steve French spits in her mouth and slaps her around a bit, then drills her fat ass doggy as she leans on a chair, moaning like a whore the whole time. This is the only decent sex of the entire movie

Then it’s Bull Dyke – note the capital letters; The Masturbator chooses his words, and letters, very carefully – Roxy Blaze. She is a tank of a “woman”, and how this dude stayed hard while fucking “her” is a complete mystery to The Masturbator.

And for the fucking finale it’s Gia Regency and Heather Heels goin’ at it in one of the most un-sexy lesbian scenes The Masturbator has ever been paid to view. It’s like they don’t even give a fuck! Well you should, cunts! There’re people trying to get off this shit!

There’s shitting lighting, camera work, and the “actresses” are some of the worst around. It’s a goddamn wonder The Masturbator was able to blow any loads at all to this one, let alone the 3 The Masturbator actually did. FUCK YOU Skin Tight Studios and your Chunky Band Camp!

Notorious today has brought The Masturbator Babysitter 9, a seminal shooting fuck fest that must to be jerked off to.

First is this tight hot little Asian cutie Cheryl Dynasty, and the two aging out of shape fucks that get to stick it to her. This bitch is wild, and gets so crazy fucking wet that she even sticks her fingers up her pussy while there’s a cock up there. There’s fingercuffing, anal and DP, but what impressed The Masturbator most was how easily dick went up this chick’s ass. She is a ho for sho, and if you doubt The Masturbator just pay careful attention to when Cheryl’s taking both of these cocks up her pussy at the same time. Bla-fucking-dow!

Sultry little blond Jessie Jay gets used and abused second by this old married couple who has their serious way with her. The husband gets his cocks sucked while the blond wife fucks her doggy with a strap-on. And that strap-on earns its fucking keep; Jessie takes it doggy, rides it, takes it up her ass and even gets DP’d by it. And even with all this hot shit the dude couldn’t stay hard. You are a worthless fuck, having brought shame to such a magnificent scene the way you did!

3^rd is Brandy Starz. She’s kind of weird looking, and her skinny little bod is nice and sweet, but the way she took on two porn dudes left a lot to be desired. The shit’s pretty tame here, and Brandy ain’t much of noise maker, even when she’s taking it in the ass. The Masturbator didn’t really know what to make of this scene, but The Masturbator was still able to fire off a load to it.

And lastly is sexy/kind-of-crazy Kristina Black. Porn pro Dave Hardman fucks her in a cubicle all kinds of brilliant ways, at one point opening up that tight little cunt of hers real damn wide. Now Kristina knows what to sound like when she’s taking cock, her hot voice making The Masturbator blow twice all on its own. You could learn a thing or ten from her, “Brandy Starz”.

Babysitter 9 is definitely the shit. It’s hot and highly whackable, and The Masturbator added it to The Masturbator’s private collection.

The Masturbator’s dealin’ with Coast to Coast Studios today and their Big Tit Squirt Queens, a flick that’s a combination of 2 great niches that’s difficult to fuck up.

Jessica Jewel and her massive tits get fucked by Britt Jr. first. This bitch looks like a mom, and sucks and fucks like one too. Her blowjob skills are pitiful, and the dull doggy at the end borders on being sad to watch. The only real redeeming thing about this “scene” is when Ms. Jewel masturbates and squirts into the tub. Scene 1 is a waste of goddamn time.

Sexy red-headed Sana Fey and her fake globes go 2^nd. She takes a major league dicking from Byron Long, but not before she squirts from all their hot oral. Byron then proceeds to slay the fuck out of her with his big black dick, then shoves it up her ass for good measure. But making him wear a condom during Ass Time, Sana Fey? The Masturbator doesn’t really see the logic.

Lastly and most hotly is young looking Kiki Daire. Steve Drake is the lucky prick who gets to feel all up on her hot bod, but the scene is more than half over before he even sticks it in her sweet little cunt. She squirts just like the other girls, but when Kiki lets it gush the shit sound like an old leaky faucet. It’s pretty damn funny.

Big Tit Squirt Queens ain’t the finest thing The Masturbator’s ever seen, but Sana Fey and Kiki Daire got their hot shit working full fucking throttle. The Masturbator collectively blew 5 loads to their two scenes, and 1 to Ms. Jewels half-ass outing, mainly ‘cause The Masturbator is such a consummate professional.