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Chunky Band Camp

Monday, April 16th, 2007

From Skin Tight today it’s a fat sad sight of a sorry fucking excuse for a porn entitled Chunky Band Camp.

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Lisa Sparxxx and those gooey saggy tits of hers get fucked first. Jeremy Steele dicks her atop a piano of all fucking places, and for the most part their fucking is a sorry affair. But then Jeremy’s training kicks in a bit and he drills her fat pudgy snatch as best he can. Scene 1’s only redeeming feature is at the end when Lisa licks Jeremy’s cum off the hardwood floor. It may be time to call it a career, “Ms. Sparxxx”.

Next up is a mess of tattooed soft bitch named Heather Heels. Steve French spits in her mouth and slaps her around a bit, then drills her fat ass doggy as she leans on a chair, moaning like a whore the whole time. This is the only decent sex of the entire movie

Then it’s Bull Dyke – note the capital letters; The Masturbator chooses his words, and letters, very carefully – Roxy Blaze. She is a tank of a “woman”, and how this dude stayed hard while fucking “her” is a complete mystery to The Masturbator.

And for the fucking finale it’s Gia Regency and Heather Heels goin’ at it in one of the most un-sexy lesbian scenes The Masturbator has ever been paid to view. It’s like they don’t even give a fuck! Well you should, cunts! There’re people trying to get off this shit!

There’s shitting lighting, camera work, and the “actresses” are some of the worst around. It’s a goddamn wonder The Masturbator was able to blow any loads at all to this one, let alone the 3 The Masturbator actually did. FUCK YOU Skin Tight Studios and your Chunky Band Camp!