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All About Ass 3

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

It’s 2 scenes of All About Ass 3 today for The Masturbator, which didn’t leave The Masturbator with all that good a feeling.

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Dolly Golden goes first. She’s got a sweet round ass and big fake tits to go along with that aging face of hers. But let The Masturbator say this: Dolly is one sensual piece of porn ass. She blows all good and slow and rides a dick to absolute perfection. She’s no stranger to ATM, and relishes in it whenever she can. Her scene is beautiful, and the way she cums – twice – with a dick up her ass is nothing short of perfection. The Masturbator was able to fire 3 loads to this scene.

Now scene 2 on the other hand is the complete contradiction of its predecessor. The lighting and sound are both real shitty, and even if they weren’t you’d only be getting a more focused look at a sub-par scene. Flick Shagwell and her perfect little body take on Brandon Iron’s tool in one of the most dull scenes The Masturbator has seen in awhile. This bitch just lays there like she’s dead, and not to lay all the blame on her, Mr. Iron doesn’t seem all that into fucking her either. Even the editing is shitty; at one point Brandon opens up Flick’s gaping asshole for the camera but the film cuts to another shot before The Masturbator could get a good look?!?!?! WHY???

If you’re running low on time then check out scene 1 of All About Ass 3, but if you’re looking for solid masturbating material, this “movie” as a whole should be overlooked

My Ass is Trippin’

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Alright Acid motherfuckin’ Rain, The Masturbator’s viewed your My Ass is Trippin’, and The Masturbator’s got a few qualms with you and it.

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Black Kelly Star starts it off suckin’ off two white cocks, one of which belongs to fat fuck Rod Fontana. There’s the fingercuffing, the ass fucking, and the DP, both boys taking their turns on either hole. But what’s most memorable about scene 1 is Kelly’s pussy piercings – of which there are 3 – and when she literally makes her asshole wink at her assailants. Other than that there’s nothing special here.

2nd is the light skinned and sexy Courtney Devine. Lee Stone comes in and delivers a stellar performance like he always does, making Ms. Devine squeal like a whore, administering some damn fine rough sex that Courtney couldn’t get enough of. Multiple loads fired to scene 2 by The Masturbator.

Skinny Diamond Rene gets thrown right into Fingercuff City by aging Tyce Bune and foreign Chris Mountain. They treat this little black chick like fucking dirt, drilling the living shit out of her. The Masturbator would have been able to enjoy scene 3 much more if this bitch had trimmed that massive pubic thatch of hers. Take care of that shit, “Diamond”!

4th is this moderately attractive – The Masturbator’s being nice here – darky taking on Rod and Scott Lyons. It looks like she gets a decent drilling, but this mute bitch makes more noise when Rod sucks on her feet than when she’s taking his short fat cock, or Scott’s long skinny one. The cunt or asshole; neither hole being penetrated seems to do much for her. Get the fuck out of the business bitch, if you don’t like what the fuck you’re doing!

Last is a black mess of slut named Lola Lane. She and her 38 F tits are spilling all over the fucking place, but she’s filled with tons of angry spunk that The Masturbator found The Masturbator admiring. She takes Brian Surewood any way he gives it to her, but be sure to catch the reverse cowgirl anal… Brian’s wood doesn’t look to be as sure as it should be.

My Ass is Trippin’ ain’t exactly pickin’ up any AVN awards, but Courtney Devine’s scene is fucking solid, and for all you dudes out there who like watchin’ the black girls being treated like the whores they are, this one’s for you.