Archive for the ‘Hardcore’ Category

Farmer’s Daughters Do Vegas

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

The motherfuckin’ Farmer’s Daughters Do Vegas was at the top of The Masturbator’s queue today, and right off the goddamn bat The Masturbator was pleased ‘cause serious porn pro Briana Banks is on the cover. Let’s fucking do this.

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Sexy brunette Jewel De’Nyle and her fake tits are up first. After getting her ass licked she sucks dick like an Olympian, then this wild bitch rides while whipping that pretty hair of hers all the fuck around. After some reverse cowgirl ass cock riding she cums, then gets cum on. Damn. Fine. Start!

Next is aging but still pretty hot Rene LaRue. She gets it on with an Elvis impersonator, blowing him with a fierce enthusiasm The Masturbator relished – and by relished The Masturbator means came to – in seeing. Then she gets 4-fingerbanged while resting on a banister, then takes a solid all around sticking.

Scene 3’s got serious professionals at work. Joel Lawrence takes it to Bridgette Kerkove first by sticking 4 fingers up her ass, while Bridgette plays with her pussy. Joel then seriously fucks her, making her cum twice. The sex is hot and nasty, and be sure to check out the zooming in closeup of Bridgette’s gaping asshole. It’s pretty damn sweet.

Scene 4 then piles it on with the sultry Briana Banks. She deep throats Dillon Day’s cock forever, then the hot fucking starts. There’s some ass-time, and when there is, Briana plays with her sweet porn pussy. The Masturbator nearly lost consciousness here.

The final scene then has Evan Stone waxing Taylor St. Claire’s ass. Taylor’s got a great dick sucking technique and a hot little box, but all Evan wants is that ass. He goes straight up it after banging her ass with nearly his whole hand, and whilst he’s plowing away Taylor’s gorgeous tits giggle all over the fucking place.

Legend Studios’ Farmer’s Daughters Do Vegas doesn’t fuck around. The Masturbator lost 9 loads to this sweet-ass shit, and you probably will too.

Fashion Dolls

Friday, April 20th, 2007

The Masturbator’s got Legend’s Fashion Dolls today, a so-so title that’s totally forgettable.

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Jade Marcela is one hot and tight Asian whose task it is in scene 1 to take on Dave Hardman and Rick Masters. In no time at all their fingercuffing this slut, then they segue right the fuck into some slow boring sex. During the ass time and DP action it gets hotter, Jade’s moaning gettin’ more vocal, but in the end it’s all mediocre crap.

Smokin’ hot porn pro Taylor St. Claire and her perfect body then takes a dicking from some hairy out of shape biker lookin’ dude. Mr. Lucky here has to wear a condom though, but at the end of their fucking its Taylor’s mouth and hand that makes him cum. You are a professional Ms. St. Claire, just like The Masturbator.

Up 3rd are two aging blond sluts who still look damn good in a hot and nasty dyke fest that showcases it all. The Masturbator’d love to have a threesome any damn time with Daisy Chain and Nicole Sheridan.

At first glance Alexandra Quinn is an older lookin’ hottie, but during her close-ups in scene 4 this old bitch looks like a goddman tranny! And if that weren’t enough, she’s also sporting way too much bush, and her sloppy fucking coupled with the bad editing showing two cumshots at the end makes this the sorriest scene of the whole film.

Taylor’s up again in scene 5 taking Joel Lawrence’s cock along with Shanna McCullough, who for some stupid sad reason wears crotchless panty hose while she’s getting fucked. Joel’s cock eventually finds it way up Taylor’s sweet ass, and in the end he cums on both their faces at the same time.

Conflicted feelings abound for The Masturbator with regard to Fashion Dolls. One the one hand The Masturbator fired 7 seven loads to it, but overall those loads didn’t fire as fiercely as they should have. The Masturbator’s just gonna leave it at that.