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The motherfuckin’ Farmer’s Daughters Do Vegas was at the top of The Masturbator’s queue today, and right off the goddamn bat The Masturbator was pleased ‘cause serious porn pro Briana Banks is on the cover. Let’s fucking do this.

Sexy brunette Jewel De’Nyle and her fake tits are up first. After getting her ass licked she sucks dick like an Olympian, then this wild bitch rides while whipping that pretty hair of hers all the fuck around. After some reverse cowgirl ass cock riding she cums, then gets cum on. Damn. Fine. Start!

Next is aging but still pretty hot Rene LaRue. She gets it on with an Elvis impersonator, blowing him with a fierce enthusiasm The Masturbator relished – and by relished The Masturbator means came to – in seeing. Then she gets 4-fingerbanged while resting on a banister, then takes a solid all around sticking.

Scene 3’s got serious professionals at work. Joel Lawrence takes it to Bridgette Kerkove first by sticking 4 fingers up her ass, while Bridgette plays with her pussy. Joel then seriously fucks her, making her cum twice. The sex is hot and nasty, and be sure to check out the zooming in closeup of Bridgette’s gaping asshole. It’s pretty damn sweet.

Scene 4 then piles it on with the sultry Briana Banks. She deep throats Dillon Day’s cock forever, then the hot fucking starts. There’s some ass-time, and when there is, Briana plays with her sweet porn pussy. The Masturbator nearly lost consciousness here.

The final scene then has Evan Stone waxing Taylor St. Claire’s ass. Taylor’s got a great dick sucking technique and a hot little box, but all Evan wants is that ass. He goes straight up it after banging her ass with nearly his whole hand, and whilst he’s plowing away Taylor’s gorgeous tits giggle all over the fucking place.

Legend Studios’ Farmer’s Daughters Do Vegas doesn’t fuck around. The Masturbator lost 9 loads to this sweet-ass shit, and you probably will too.

The Masturbator’s got Legend’s Fashion Dolls today, a so-so title that’s totally forgettable.

Jade Marcela is one hot and tight Asian whose task it is in scene 1 to take on Dave Hardman and Rick Masters. In no time at all their fingercuffing this slut, then they segue right the fuck into some slow boring sex. During the ass time and DP action it gets hotter, Jade’s moaning gettin’ more vocal, but in the end it’s all mediocre crap.

Smokin’ hot porn pro Taylor St. Claire and her perfect body then takes a dicking from some hairy out of shape biker lookin’ dude. Mr. Lucky here has to wear a condom though, but at the end of their fucking its Taylor’s mouth and hand that makes him cum. You are a professional Ms. St. Claire, just like The Masturbator.

Up 3^rd are two aging blond sluts who still look damn good in a hot and nasty dyke fest that showcases it all. The Masturbator’d love to have a threesome any damn time with Daisy Chain and Nicole Sheridan.

At first glance Alexandra Quinn is an older lookin’ hottie, but during her close-ups in scene 4 this old bitch looks like a goddman tranny! And if that weren’t enough, she’s also sporting way too much bush, and her sloppy fucking coupled with the bad editing showing two cumshots at the end makes this the sorriest scene of the whole film.

Taylor’s up again in scene 5 taking Joel Lawrence’s cock along with Shanna McCullough, who for some stupid sad reason wears crotchless panty hose while she’s getting fucked. Joel’s cock eventually finds it way up Taylor’s sweet ass, and in the end he cums on both their faces at the same time.

Conflicted feelings abound for The Masturbator with regard to Fashion Dolls. One the one hand The Masturbator fired 7 seven loads to it, but overall those loads didn’t fire as fiercely as they should have. The Masturbator’s just gonna leave it at that.

The Masturbator’s dealin’ with Coast to Coast Studios today and their Big Tit Squirt Queens, a flick that’s a combination of 2 great niches that’s difficult to fuck up.

Jessica Jewel and her massive tits get fucked by Britt Jr. first. This bitch looks like a mom, and sucks and fucks like one too. Her blowjob skills are pitiful, and the dull doggy at the end borders on being sad to watch. The only real redeeming thing about this “scene” is when Ms. Jewel masturbates and squirts into the tub. Scene 1 is a waste of goddamn time.

Sexy red-headed Sana Fey and her fake globes go 2^nd. She takes a major league dicking from Byron Long, but not before she squirts from all their hot oral. Byron then proceeds to slay the fuck out of her with his big black dick, then shoves it up her ass for good measure. But making him wear a condom during Ass Time, Sana Fey? The Masturbator doesn’t really see the logic.

Lastly and most hotly is young looking Kiki Daire. Steve Drake is the lucky prick who gets to feel all up on her hot bod, but the scene is more than half over before he even sticks it in her sweet little cunt. She squirts just like the other girls, but when Kiki lets it gush the shit sound like an old leaky faucet. It’s pretty damn funny.

Big Tit Squirt Queens ain’t the finest thing The Masturbator’s ever seen, but Sana Fey and Kiki Daire got their hot shit working full fucking throttle. The Masturbator collectively blew 5 loads to their two scenes, and 1 to Ms. Jewels half-ass outing, mainly ‘cause The Masturbator is such a consummate professional.

Alright Acid motherfuckin’ Rain, The Masturbator’s viewed your My Ass is Trippin’, and The Masturbator’s got a few qualms with you and it.

Black Kelly Star starts it off suckin’ off two white cocks, one of which belongs to fat fuck Rod Fontana. There’s the fingercuffing, the ass fucking, and the DP, both boys taking their turns on either hole. But what’s most memorable about scene 1 is Kelly’s pussy piercings – of which there are 3 – and when she literally makes her asshole wink at her assailants. Other than that there’s nothing special here.

2^nd is the light skinned and sexy Courtney Devine. Lee Stone comes in and delivers a stellar performance like he always does, making Ms. Devine squeal like a whore, administering some damn fine rough sex that Courtney couldn’t get enough of. Multiple loads fired to scene 2 by The Masturbator.

Skinny Diamond Rene gets thrown right into Fingercuff City by aging Tyce Bune and foreign Chris Mountain. They treat this little black chick like fucking dirt, drilling the living shit out of her. The Masturbator would have been able to enjoy scene 3 much more if this bitch had trimmed that massive pubic thatch of hers. Take care of that shit, “Diamond”!

4^th is this moderately attractive – The Masturbator’s being nice here – darky taking on Rod and Scott Lyons. It looks like she gets a decent drilling, but this mute bitch makes more noise when Rod sucks on her feet than when she’s taking his short fat cock, or Scott’s long skinny one. The cunt or asshole; neither hole being penetrated seems to do much for her. Get the fuck out of the business bitch, if you don’t like what the fuck you’re doing!

Last is a black mess of slut named Lola Lane. She and her 38 F tits are spilling all over the fucking place, but she’s filled with tons of angry spunk that The Masturbator found The Masturbator admiring. She takes Brian Surewood any way he gives it to her, but be sure to catch the reverse cowgirl anal… Brian’s wood doesn’t look to be as sure as it should be.

My Ass is Trippin’ ain’t exactly pickin’ up any AVN awards, but Courtney Devine’s scene is fucking solid, and for all you dudes out there who like watchin’ the black girls being treated like the whores they are, this one’s for you.